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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous People Sayings - 153

Elie Wiesel, O Magazine, November 2000

I have no doubt that faith is only pure when it does not negate the faith of another. I have no doubt that evil can be fought and that indifference is no option. I have no doubt that fanaticism is dangerous. And of all the books in the world on life, I have no doubt that the life of one person weighs more than them all.


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Charles Caleb Colton

There are two modes of establishing our reputation to be praised by honest men, and to be abused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the former, because it will invariably be accompanied by the latter.


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Quentin Crisp

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe


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W. C. Fields

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.


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Quintilian

When we cannot hope to win, it is an advantage to yield.


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Horace, Epistles

Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.


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Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

What experience and history teach is this - that nations and governments have never learned anything from history, or acted upon any lessons they might have drawn from it.


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Emily Dickinson

Becuase I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me The carriage held but just ourselves And Immortality


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Unknown

All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.


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Vicki Baum

There is a need for heroism in American life today.


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David Broder

Anyone that wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.


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Sylvia Levi

She (India) has left indelible imprints on one fourth of the human race in the course of a long succession of centuries. She has the right to reclaim... her place amongst the great nations summarizing and symbolizing the spirit of humanity. From Persia to the Chinese sea, from the icy regions of Siberia to Islands of Java and Borneo, India has propagated her beliefs, her tales, and her civilization.



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