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Sophocles
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life That word is love.
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Walter Bagehot
The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
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Francis Bacon
The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies.
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Chinese Proverb
With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.
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Samuel Johnson
Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind.
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Sheila M. Kelly
The first time you do the impossible, it may take a little longer.
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Jean de La Bruyere
A pious man is one who would be an athiest if the king were.
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Jeseph Joubert
Children need models more than they need critics.
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Will Durant
Civilization is a stream with banks. The stream is sometimes filled with blood from people killing, stealing, shouting and doing the things historians usually record, while on the banks, unnoticed, people build homes, make love, raise children, sing song.
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Javan
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes...just be an illusion.
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Bertrand Russell
We know very little, and yet it is astonishing that we know so much, and still more astonishing that so little knowledge can give us so much power.
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