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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Famous Sayings - 122

Paul Tournier

It is a lovely thing to have a husband and wife developing together and having the feeling of falling in love again. That is what marriage really means helping one another to reach the full status of being persons, responsible and autonomous beings who do not run away from life.


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Daniel Day Lewis

The thing about performance, even if it's only an illusion, is that it is a celebration of the fact that we do contain within ourselves infinite possibilities.


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Epicharmus

Judgement, not passion should prevail.


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Clare Booth Luce

There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.


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Danish proverb

The road to a friend's house is never long.


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Robert M. Pirsig

You look at where you're going and where you are and it never makes sense, but then you look back at where you've been and a pattern seems to emerge. And if you project forward from that pattern, then sometimes you can come up with something.


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Jawaharlal Nehru

Democracy is good. I say this because other systems are worse.


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Oliver L. North

There is no moral middle ground. Indifference is not an option. ... For the sake of our children, I implore each of you to be unyielding and inflexible in your opposition to drugs.


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Roy Blount Jr.

Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.


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Solon

Reprove thy friend privately; commend him publicly.


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Abraham Joshua Heschel

Prayer is our humble answer to the inconceivable surprise of living.


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Richard Guggenheimer

Unless a life is activated by sustained purpose it can become a depressingly haphazard affair.



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