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Funniest Famous People Sayings - 169
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Kurt Vonnegut
Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.
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Patricia Neal
A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.
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William Lyon Phelps
Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
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Nozick
Only the refusal to listen guarantees one against being ensnared by the truth.
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William Blake
Where Mercy, Love, and Pity dwell There God is dwelling too.
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Frederick Buechner, Wishful Thinking, 1973
Despair has been called the unforgivable sin--not presumably because God refuses to forgive it but because it despairs of the possibility of being forgiven.
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Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
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P. J. O\'Rourke
Love is a driver, bitter and fierce if you fight and resist him, Easy-going enough once you acknowledge his power.
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Arsenio Hall
I don't possess a lot of self-confidence. I'm an actor so I simply act confident every time I hit the stage. I am consumed with the fear of failing. Reaching deep down and finding confidence has made all my dreams come true.
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Johann Georg Zimmermann
Many have been ruined by their fortunes, and many have escaped ruin by the want of fortune. To obtain it the great have become little, and the little great.
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Chinese Proverb
Happiness is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts, while adversity is often as the rain of spring.
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