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Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 16
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Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself.
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Johann von Goethe
What government is the best That which teaches us to govern ourselves.
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Branch Rickey/ Dogers GM (1943-50)
Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou must.
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H. L. Mencken
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.
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R. Buckminster Fuller, Operating Manual for Spaceship Earth, 1963
Now there is one outstandingly important fact regarding Spaceship Earth, and that is that no instruction book came with it.
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Paul Gauguin
Art is either plagiarism or revolution.
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Thomas Jefferson
Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day.
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Larry Eisenberg
For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Never before have we had so little time in which to do so much.
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Michael J. Gelb
Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric. Crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just plain crazy. Geniuses and crazy people are both out in the middle of a deep ocean geniuses swim, crazy people drown. Most of us are sitting safely on the shore. Take a chance and get your feet wet.
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Joe Moore
A politician is a person who thinks twice before he says nothing.
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Maya Angelou
Prejudice is a burden that confuses the past, threatens the future and renders the present inaccessible.
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