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Amusing Famous People Sayings - 137
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Brenda Ueland
So you see, imagination needs moodling - long, inefficient, happy idling, dawdling and puttering.
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Albert Camus, The Stranger
I have never been able, really, to regret anything in all my life. I have always been far much too absorbed in the present moment or the immediate future to think back.
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Fran Lebowitz
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.
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Theodore Roosevelt
Speak softly and carry a big stick you will go far.
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La Rochefoucauld
The reason that lovers never weary each other is because they are always talking about themselves.
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Benjamin Franklin
Without justice courage is weak.
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Martin Luther
Here stand I. I can do no other.
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Roger H. Lincoln
There are two rules for success: 1) Never tell everything you know.
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Thomas Edison
There is no substitute for hard work.
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Samuel Richardson
Calamity is the test of integrity.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Be slow of tongue and quick of eye.
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Airplane
Elaine Dickinson There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane
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