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Beverly Sills
I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal with a big grin, I know some people find that disconcerting, but that doesn't matter.
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Joseph Addison
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.
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Coming to America
Rev. Brown If lovin' the lord is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Andy Warhol
It's the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is, In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous.
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Henrik Ibsen
The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.
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Gilda Radner
I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity.
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Al Jaffee
Book dedication To myself, without whose inspired and tireless efforts this book would not have been possible.
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Christopher Morley
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated, but not signed.
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, First Snow, 1993
Death is the enemy. I spent 10 years of my life singlemindedly studying, practicing, fighting hand to hand in close quarters to defeat the enemy, to send him back bloodied and humble and I am not going to roll over and surrender.
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Barbara Colorose
We control fifty percent of a relationship. We influence one hundred percent of it.
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Joan Kiser
The sins of the fathers are often visited upon the sons-in-law.
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Bertolt Brecht
Why be a man when you can be a success
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