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Funniest Famous Sayings - 149
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Edwin Hubbel Chapin
No more important duty can be urged upon those who are entering the great theater of life than simple loyalty to their best convictions.
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Lillian Bell
It is really asking too much of a woman to expect her to bring up her husband and her children too.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
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H. L. Mencken
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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Socrates
Virtue does not come from wealth, but. . . wealth, and every other good thing which men have. . . comes from virtue.
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Eda LeShan
When we truly care for ourselves, it becomes possible to care far more profoundly about other people. The more alert and sensitive we are to our own needs, the more loving and generaous we can be toward others.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Love truth, but pardon error.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
The happiness and unhappiness of the rational, social animal depends not on what he feels but on what he does just as his virtue and vice consist not in feeling but in doing.
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Roger Zelazny
When your bow is broken and your last arrow spent, then shoot, shoot with your whole heart.
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John F. Kennedy
We must never forget that art is not a form of propaganda it is a form of truth.
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Ernest Hemingway
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
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Gay Talese
The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved.
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