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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Famous Sayings - 189

David Viscott, How to Live with Another Person, 1974

To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.


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Benjamin Franklin

If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.


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Jean-Paul Sartre

The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it.


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Queen Christina

It is necessary to try to surpass oneself always this occupation ought to last as long as life.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

There are no facts, only interpretations.


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Swami Vivekananda

Purity,patience, and preserverance are the three essentials to success, and above all love.


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Chaucer

There's never a new fashion but it's old.


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William Shakespeare

Thou shouldst not have been old till thou hadst been wise.


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Johann von Goethe

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse.


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Ben Franklin

If man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.


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Florence Nightingale

Live you life while you have it. Life is a splendid gift - there is nothing small about it.


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Alexander Smith

To be occasionally quoted is the only fame I care for.



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