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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous People Sayings - 83

Francis Bacon

The subtlety of nature is greater many times over than the subtlety of the senses and understanding.


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Pierre Corneille

When there is no peril in the fight there is no glory in the triumph.


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Kenneth Hartley Blanchard

Spouses often point out each other's deficiencies. Instead, we should be each other's motivator. My husband touches my spirit, and I try my best to motivate him, too.


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Dr. Albert Schweitzer, Playboy Interview - December 1963

Big nations are like chickens. They like to make big noises, but very often it is no more than squabbling.


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George Jean Nathan

Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.


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Euripides

I have found power in the mysteries of thought, exaltation in the changing of the Muses I have been versed in the reasonings of men but Fate is stronger than anything I have known.


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Alfred North Whitehead

There are no whole truths all truths are half- truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil.


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Albert Einstein

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity.


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William Penn

True godliness does not turn men out of the world, but enables them to live better in it and excites their endeavors to mend it.


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Theodore Sturgeon

Ninety percent of everything is crap.


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George Bernard Shaw

The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure is occupation.


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William Penn

If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be a wretch, indeed who will not give them to him. Such a disposition is like lighting another man's candle by one's own, which loses none of its brilliancy by what the other gains.



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