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Amusing Famous Sayings - 37
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Orison Swett Marden
Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them.
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Joseph Dunninger, Mentalist
For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not, none will suffice.
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Kelly Marshall
It matters not how tall you are, but how straight you grow.
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Albert Einstein
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
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Washington Post Magazine, June 9, 1985
At Group L, Stoffel oversees six first-rate programmers, a managerial challenge roughly comparable to herding cats.
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Clive Lewis
Spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.
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Winifred Holtby
The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably most worth doing.
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Oscar Wilde
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
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Solon
Men keep agreements when it is to the advantage of neither to break them.
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David Ross Brower
All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
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Emperor Sigismund
I am the Roman Emperor, and am above grammar.
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Tyron Edwards
The slanderer and the assassin differ only in the weapon they use; with the one it is the dagger, with the other the tongue. The former is worse that the latter, for the last only kills the body, while the other murders the reputation.
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