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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous People Sayings - 84

Helen Keller

Tyranny cannot defeat the power of ideas.


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German proverb

The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.


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Elizabeth Cady Stanton

It would be ridiculous to talk of male and female atmospheres, male and female springs or rains, male and female sunshine....How much more ridiculous is it in relation to mind, to soul, to thought, where there is as undeniably no such thing as sex...


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Lao Tzu

The highest goodness is like water. Water benefits all things and does not compete. It stays in the lowly places which others despise. Therefore it is near The Eternal.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thought is the blossom language the bud action the fruit behind it.


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Mary Bertone

Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things thou dost not.


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H. L. Mencken

Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.


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Unknown

Perhaps one day this too will be pleasant to remember.


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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832), from The Divine, 1783

Noble be man, Helpful and good!
For that alone
Sets him apart
From every other creature
On earth.


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John Anthony Ciardi

A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the hope of greening the landscape of idea.


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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings.


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C. Neil Strait

Friendship is not only doing something for someone, but it is caring for someone, which is what every person needs.



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