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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 130
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John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
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Henry Kissinger
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Things that have a common quality ever quickly seek their kind.
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Sophocles, Trachiniae
Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond it; for tomorrow is not, until today is past.
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Jacob August Riis
When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before.
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Ray Douglas Bradbury
Find out what your hero or heroine wants, and when he or she wakes up in the morning, just follow him or her all day.
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Louis Adamic
From Mount Hollywood, Los Angeles looks rather nice, enveloped in a haze of changing colors. Actually, and in spite of all the healthful sunshine and ocean breezes, it is a bad place - full of old, dying people, who were born old of tired pioneer parents, victims of America - full of curious wild and poisonous growths, decadent religious cults and fake science, and wildcat enterprises, which, with their aim for quick profit, are doomed to collapse and drag down multitudes of people.
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Kurt Herbert Alder
Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.
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Larry Wall in
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-)
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Douglas Adams
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
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Albert Einstein
I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right.
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Lee C. Bollinger
Nurture an appetite for being puzzled, for being confused, indeed for being openly stupid, and that - despite what you may think - is very difficult...We all know the cliche' that a little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. It is also true that a lot of knowledge can be a dangerous thing as well...use your ignorance as well as your knowledge for creative means.
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