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Amusing Famous People Sayings - 177
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Bertrand Russell
There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.
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Scott Adams
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
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Blaine Lee
The leader who exercises power with honor will work from the inside out, starting with himself.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.
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Thomas Brummond
Property has its duties as well as its rights.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
You cannot do wrong without suffering wrong.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Materialists and madmen never have doubts.
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Fran Lebowitz
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Our envy of others devours us most of all.
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Andrew Soloman, ”The Noonday Demon: An Atlas of Depression”, comments from his mother shortly before her suicide
Don’t think you are paying me some kind of tribute if you let my death become the great event of your life. The best tribute you can pay me as a mother is to go on and have a good and fulfilling life. Enjoy what you have.
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Theodore Epp
Live as though Christ died yesterday, rose from the grave today, and is coming back tomorrow.
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Plato, The Republic
The beginning is the most important part of the work.
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