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Humour Famous People Sayings - 24
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Bertolt Brecht
Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.
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Roy M. Goodman
Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination.
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Edgar Allan Poe
It may well be doubted whether human ingenuity can construct an enigma... which human ingenuity may not, by proper application, resolve.
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Kulawiec
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
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Virginia
Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires I have lost friends, some by death others through sheer inability to cross the street.
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Henrik Tikkanen
Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Change is inevitable. In a progressive country change is constant.
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George Carlin
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
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Frank Herbert, Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear, "Dune"
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
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Robert Staughton Lynd
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
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Germaine Greer
There's no such thing as security. There never has been.
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Meister Eckhart
If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is thank you, that would suffice.
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