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Clever Famous Sayings - 128
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Aesop
He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
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Abraham Lincoln
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
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Winnie the Pooh
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
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Marjorie Holmes
A child's hand in yours -- what tenderness and power it arouses. You are instantly the very touchstone of wisdom and strength.
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Unknown
My Karma ran over your dogma.
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Henry David Thoreau
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.
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Shaftesbury
It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.
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Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
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Danish proverb
Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster is still.
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Joseph Addison
The friendships of the world are oft confederacies in vice, or leagues of pleasures.
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Oscar Wilde
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
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Bob Dylan
He not busy being born is busy dying.
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