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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 175
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William Wordsworth
That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.
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Alexander Woollcott
I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences.
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Office Space
Peter Good luck with your layoffs, alright, I hope your firings go really, really well.
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Sren Aaby Kierkegaard
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.
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unknown, Popular Mechanics, March 1949
Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.
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Carolyn Wells
Actions lie louder than words.
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Thomas John Watson, Sr.
Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself.
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Edna Ferber
Only amateurs say that they write for their own amusement. Writing is not an amusing occupation. It is a combination of ditch-digging, mountain-climbing, treadmill and childbirth... But amusing Never.
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Benjamin Disraeli
As a rule, he or she who has the most information will have the greatest success in life.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
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Georges Eliot, Middlemarch
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving!
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Ayn Rand
So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money
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