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Epicurus
Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely happy, much the greatest is the possession of friendship.
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Leopold Stein
To be intelligent is to be open-minded, active, memoried, and persistently experimental.
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Theodore Isaac Rubin
Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our best.
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Carrie Jacobs Bond
For memory has painted this perfect day With colors that never fade, And we find at the end of a perfect day The soul of a friend we've made.
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Charles Simmons
Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
We should often be ashamed of our finest actions if the world understood our motives.
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Clifford Bax
No one becomes forty without incredulity and a sense of outrage.
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John Witherspoon
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Elbert Hubbard
Editor a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
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Andrew Carnegie
One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
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