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Amusing Famous Sayings - 87
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Dorothy Nevill
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Victor Hugo
Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows.
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Margaret Hilda Thatcher
Platitudes Yes, there are platitudes. Platitudes are there because they are true.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
The primary sign of a well-ordered mind is a man's ability to remain in one place and linger in his own company.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
A quiz If I am my brother's keeper, who am I (Answer me.)
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Joe E. Lewis
You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.
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Robert Fulghum, It Was on Fire When I Lay Down on It
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
The courage of life is often a less dramatic spectacle than the courage of a final moment but it is no less than a magnificent mixture of triumph and tragedy.
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Hugh Prather
Fear is static that prevents me from hearing my intuition.
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Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Oscar Levant
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
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Francis Bacon
Knowledge is power.
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