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H. Stanley Judd
Don't be afraid to fail. Don't waste energy trying to cover up failure. Learn from your failures and go on to the next challenge. It's OK to fail. If you're not failing, you're not growing.
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Ernest Hemingway
But man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated.
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George Orwell
Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.
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Unknown
All I want to do is to minister to someone, And if I do that, Then the Lord's work in me has been done.
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Jesus
Whatever thy hand findest to do, do it with all thy heart.
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Isaac Asimov
One, a robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm Two, a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law Three, a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
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Jon Lithgow
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.
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Erica Jong
If you don't risk anything you risk even more.
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C. A. Bartol
Good manners and good morals are sworn friends and fast allies.
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Bertrand Russell
Many people would sooner die than think In fact, they do so.
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John Osborne
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
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German Proverb
As fast as laws are devised, their evasion is contrived.
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