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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 60
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A. F. Shaw
I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American.
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German proverb
Rast ich, so rost ich. (When I rest, I rust.)
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Max Lucado, "And the Angels were Silent the Final Week of Jesus"
The journey to the cross began long before. As the echo of the crunching of the fruit was still sounding in the garden, Jesus was leaving for Calvary.
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Titus Livius
Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the exercise of intelligence.
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Henri Matisse, O Magazine, April 2003
What I dream of is an art of balance.
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Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
It is a far, far better thing that I do now, then I have ever done before... it is a far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known before.
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Erich Fromm
We all dream we do not understand our dreams, yet we act as if nothing strange goes on in our sleep minds, strange at least by comparison with the logical, purposeful doings of our minds when we are awake.
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Leonardo da Vinci, The Wisdom of Leonardo da Vinci
Those who become enamored of practices without science are like sailors who go aboard ship without a rudder and compass, for they are never certain where they will land.
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Robin Green
Time is just something that we assign. You know, past, present, it's just all arbitrary. Most Native Americans, they don't think of time as linear in time, out of time, I never have enough time, circular time, the Stevens wheel. All moments are happening all the time.
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Adrienne E. Gusoff
Living hell is the best revenge.
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Abraham Lincoln
I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
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Tom Stoppard
I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.
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