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Funny Famous Sayings - 121
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Michel de Montaigne
I believe it to be true that dreams are the true interpreters of our inclinations; but there is art required to sort and understand them.
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Gian Vincenzo Gravina
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
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Charlie Parker
Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just play.
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J. R. R. Tolkein
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
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Charles Lindbergh
I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
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Barnaby C. Keeney
At college age, you can tell who is best at taking tests and going to school, but you can't tell who the best people are. That worries the hell out of me.
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George Santayana, Winds of Doctrine (1913) ch. 4
Intolerance itself is a form of egoism, and to condemn egoism intolerantly is to share it.
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Julius Ceasar, when crossing the rubicon and thus starting civil war that effectively ended the Roman republic
Alea Iacta est... (the dice is cast)
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Pablo Picasso
We all know that art is not the truth, art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
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Margaret Fuller
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly.
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Confucius
We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring to think so ourselves.
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Charles Simmons
Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools.
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