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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 15
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Martha Graham
The body says what words cannot.
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Pliny the Elder
In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
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Lynda Barry
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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Helen Rowland
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them.
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Roger John
When you are in a state of nonacceptance, it's difficult to learn. A clenched fist cannot receive a gift, and a clenched psyche grasped tightly against the reality of what must not be accepted cannot easily receive a lesson.
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Jerry Coleman
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
What can we see, read, acquire, but ourselves. Take the book, my friend, and read your eyes out, you will never find there what I find.
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Dr. Viktor E Frankl
The last of the human freedoms - to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way.
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Claiborne Pell
The secret is to always let the other man have your way.
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Kim Hubbard
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
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Aesop
What a splendid head, yet no brain.
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Martha Graham
There is a vitality, a life force, an energy, a quickening, that is translated through you into action, and because there id only one of you in all time, this expression is unique. And if you block it, it will never exist through any other medium and will be lost.
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