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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 150
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Belva Davis
Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so.
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Willa Cather, The Song of the Lark
She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within, not from without. There is no work of art so big or so beautiful that is was not once all contained in some youthful body, like this one which lay on the floor in the moonlight, pulsing with ardor and anticipation.
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James Thorpe
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
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Golda Meir, to Anwar Saddat just before the peace talks.
We can forgive you for killing our sons. But we will never forgive you for making us kill yours.
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Napoleon Hill
Within every adversity is an equal or greater opportunity.
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Rabbi Harold Kushner
We are here to change the world with small acts of thoughtfulness done daily rather than with one great breakthrough.
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George Eliot
Be courteous, be obliging, but don't give yourself over to be melted down for the benefit of the tallow trade.
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Rev. Ivan Stang - High Weirdness By Mail
If you sincerely desire a _truly_ well-rounded education, you must study the extremists, the obscure and nutty. You need the balance! Your poor brain is already being impregnated with middle-of-the-road crap, twenty-four hours a day, _no matter what_. Network TV, newspapers, radio, magazines at the supermarket... even if you never watch, read, listen, or leave your house, even if you are deaf and blind, the _telepathic pressure alone_ of the uncountable normals surrounding you will insure that you are automatically well- grounded in consensus reality.
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Terence
I am a man I hold that nothing human is alien to me.
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Leo Tolstoy
Everything that I understand, I understand only because I love.
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David M. Ogilvy
In the modern world of business, it is useless to be a creative original thinker unless you can also sell what you create. Management cannot be expected to recognize a good idea unless it is presented to them by a good salesman.
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H. L. Mencken
Never let your inferiors do you a favor - it will be extremely costly.
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