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Lord Byron
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
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Mahatma Gandhi
I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed. I want the cultures of all the lands to be blown about my house as freely as possible. But I refuse to be blown off my feet by any.
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Henry Fielding
A rich man without charity is a rogue; and perhaps it would be no difficult matter to prove that he is also a fool.
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William Fullbright
I'm sure that President Johnson would never have pursued the war in Vietnam if he'd ever had a Fulbright to Japan, or say Bangkok, or had any feeling for what these people are like and why they acted the way they did. He was completely ignorant.
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Henrik Ibsen
Castles in the air - they are so easy to take refuge in. And so easy to build, too.
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Phillips Brooks
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be the miracle.
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J. K. Rowling
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
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Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.
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Eugene McCarthy
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.
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Maitri Upanishads
Let a man strive to purify his thoughts. What a man thinketh, that is he this is the eternal mystery. Dwelling within himself with thoughts serene, he will obtain imperishable happiness.
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Andre Bernard Buruch
To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.
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Mignon McLaughlin
The head never rules the heart, but just becomes it's partner in crime.
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