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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 140
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A. J. Liebling
I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy.
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Clarence Darrow
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
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Paul Wiener
I like to think of my best moment on the job as quiet victories. Victories over what Over the system, over the various bureaucracies not watching me, over my colleagues' indifference, over my patron's ignorance, over the very concept of horn-blowing pride.
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Paul Claudel
How amazing it is to be alive Anyone who lives and breathes and puts both feet on the ground, What possible reason could he have for envying the gods
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Sir Winston Churchill
It is a mistake to try to look too far ahead. The chain of destiny can only be grasped one link at a time.
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Malcolm Stevenson Forbes
If you have a job without aggravation, you don't have a job.
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John Stuart Mill
The pupil who is never required to do what he cannot do, never does what he can do.
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Publius Ovidius NasoOvid
The glow of inspiration warms us it is a holy rapture.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox
All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.
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G. K. Chesterton
A room without books is like a body without a soul.
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William A. Ward
Adversity cause some men to break others to break records.
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William Shakespeare
You cram these words into mine ears against the stomach of my sense.
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