Categories :
 
» Funny Quotes
» Random Shakespeare
» Quotation Generator
 
Quotes On :
 
» Absence

» Acting

» Actors and acting

» Adventure

» Advertising

» Age

» Ageing

» Aggression

» Altruism

» America and Americans

» Anarchy

» Anecdotes

» Animals

» Answers

» Apologies

» Appearance

» Aristocracy

» Bachelors

» More Topics

 
Random Quotes :
 
» Funny Quotes - 1

» Funny Quotes - 2

» Funny Quotes - 3

» Funny Quotes - 4

» Funny Quotes - 5

» Funny Quotes - 6

» Funny Quotes - 7

» Funny Quotes - 8

» Funny Quotes - 9

» Funny Quotes - 10

» Funny Quotes - 11

» Funny Quotes - 12

» Funny Quotes - 13

» Funny Quotes - 14

» Funny Quotes - 15

 
Great Quotes Sites :
 
» Birthday Quotes
» Famous Quotes
» Friendship Quotes
» Funny Quotes
» Inspirational Quotes
» Love Quotes
» Motivational Quotes
» Movie Quotes
» Quote Of The Day
» Quotations Online
» Top Sites
   
Funny-Quotes-Online.com
 

A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous People Sayings - 187

Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts (1931) "Other People"

Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.


= = = = = = = = = =



Clarence Birdseye

Go around asking a lot of damfool questions and taking chances. Only through curiosity can we discover opportunities, and only by gambling can we take advantage of them.


= = = = = = = = = =



Unknown

If your prayers were always answered, you'd have a reason to doubt the wisdom of God.


= = = = = = = = = =



Robert Herrick

What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love.


= = = = = = = = = =



Michael Lews

There's no point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity. Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.


= = = = = = = = = =



Amelia Earhart

Adventure is worthwhile in itself.


= = = = = = = = = =



T. S. Eliot

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.


= = = = = = = = = =



Laurence J. Peter

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.


= = = = = = = = = =



Warren Buffett

I violated the Noah rule: Predicting rain doesn’t count; building arks does.


= = = = = = = = = =



John Vance Cheney

The soul would have no rainbow had the eyes no tears.


= = = = = = = = = =



Edwin Hubbel Chapin

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity.


= = = = = = = = = =



Aristotle

If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost.



<-- Previous     |     Next -->

 
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>

More Funny Quotations

 
Funny-Quotes-Online.com
 
 
 
Interesting :
 

 
Custom Search

 

 
   
 
© Website Design Copyright 2009 by Weird-Websites.info