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Clever Things People Say - 38
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Demosthenes
The fact speak for themselves.
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Jim Morrison
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human with the soul of a clown, which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments.
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Napolean Hill
Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.
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English Proverb
We are usually the best men when in the worst health.
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Herodotus, The Histories of Herodotus
Not snow, no, nor rain, nor heat, nor night keeps them from accomplishing their appointed courses with all speed.
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Orson Welles, 1966
I passionately hate the idea of being with it. I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.
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Albert Einstein
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.
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Oscar Wilde
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling I have always cultivated.
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Alvin Toffler
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
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Edgar Allan Poe
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity
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Marianne Williamson
Fill your mind with the meaningless stimuli of a world preoccupied with meaningless things, and it will not be easy to feel peace in your heart.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
How good bad music and bad reasons sound when we march against an enemy.
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