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Amusing Proverbs and Quotations - 87
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Cyril Connolly
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
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Albert Einstein
The only real valuable thing is intuition.
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Bertrand Russell
Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I never believed in trying to do anything. Whatever I set out to do I found I had already accomplished.
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H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language.
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Johann von Goethe
Man supposes that he directs his life and governs his actions, when his existence is irretrievably under the control of destiny.
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Albert Camus
Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better.
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Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Don't ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because the faster you go, the later you think you are.
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Walt Whitman
Nothing endures but personal qualities.
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Eudora Welty
For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others, served some more than others.
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English Proverb
Many things are lost for want of asking.
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