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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 50
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. - Epistulae ad Lucilium
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
In my belief, you cannot deal with the most serious things in the world unless you also understand the most amusing.
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Christopher Paolini, Author of Eragon and Eldest. Quote from Eragon
Sometimes there are no answers.
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Evan Davis
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
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Abraham Lincoln
People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Take egotism out and you would castrate the benefactors.
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Giacomo Leopardi
People are ridiculous only when they try or seem to be that which what they are not.
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Peter Farquharson
Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to look not only to our own interests, but also the interests of others.
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Henry Louis Mencken
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
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Thomas Fuller
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.
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Joe Moore
After a person makes his mark in the world, a lot of people will come around with erasers.
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Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
Man is sometimes extraordinarily, passionately, in love with suffering.
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