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Amusing Famous People Sayings - 97
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Errol Flynn
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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John Benfield
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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Titus Maccius Plautus
A contented mind is the best source for trouble.
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Tom Robbins
If little else, the brain is an educational toy.
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Allan Williams
Character is who you are when no one is looking.
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Spenser, Fate of the Butterfly
What more felicity can fall to creature, Than to enjoy delight with liberty.
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Thomas Jefferson
I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past.
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Peter Drucker
Quality in a product or service is not what the supplier puts in. It is what the customer gets out and is willing to pay for. A product is not quality because it is hard to make and costs a lot of money, as manufacturers typically believe. This is incompetence. Customers pay only for what is of use to them and gives them value. Nothing else constitutes quality.
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Julius Caesar
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
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C. Kent Wright
To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak.
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George McGovern
The Establishment center ... has led us into the stupidest and cruelest war in all history. That war is a moral and political disaster -- a terrible cancer eating away at the soul of our nation.
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Swedish Proverb
When the blind man carries the lame man, both go forward.
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