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Henry David Thoreau
Man is the artificer of his own happiness.
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Jean de la Bruyere
Don't wait to be happy to laugh... You may die and never have laughed
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Mother Theresa
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
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Mahatma Gandhi
In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in an clearer light, and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness. Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth.
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Saint Francis of Assisi
Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Vanity makes us do more things against inclination than reason.
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John Singer Sargent, quoted in Bentley and Esar, Treasury of Humorous Quotations (1951)
Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.
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Martin Luther King Jr.
A man who won’t die for something is not fit to live.
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Helen Keller
No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars or sailed an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.
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George Carlin
Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
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Rainer Maria Rilke
Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.
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A Bartlett Giamatti
On a good day, I view the job of president as directing an orchestra. On the dark days, it is more like that of a clutch-engaging the engine to effect forward motion, while taking greater friction.
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