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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Famous Sayings - 191

Thomas Edward Bodett

They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.


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Tom Kasten, VP, Levi Strauss and Co.

You have to let people challenge your ideas.


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Friedrich von Schiller

It does not prove a thing to be right because the majority say it is so.


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William J. Broad

The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universe seems to be missing.


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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.


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Lawrence Peter Berra

It ain't the heat, it's the humility.


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Maitri Upanishads

As one acts and conducts himself, so does he become. The doer of good becomes good. The doer of evil becomes evil. One becomes virtuous by virtuous action, bad by bad action.


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Lydia Sigourney

In early childhood you may lay the foundation of poverty or riches, industry or idleness, good or evil, by the habits to which you train your children. Teach them right habits then, and their future life is safe.


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Oliver L. North

I am here to accept responsibility for that which I did. I will not accept responsibility for that which I did not do.


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Leone Levi

One voice can enter ten ears, but ten voices cannot enter one ear.


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Basil S. Walsh

If you don't know where you are going. How can you expect to get there


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Seneca

The comfort of having a friend may be taken away, but not that of having had one.



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