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Clever Famous Sayings - 38
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Leo Tolstoy
True life is lived when tiny changes occur.
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American Proverb
Ambition is putting a ladder against the sky.
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H. Mumford Jones
Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.
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Fran Lebowitz
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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M. Cartmill
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
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Agnes Repplier
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
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Benjamin Franklin
We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately.
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Will Durant
Inquiry is fatal to certainty.
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Desiderius Erasmus
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In regione caecorum rex est luscus.
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Polish Proverb
Fortune is a giver and a taker.
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Alexis Carrel
To accomplish our destiny it is not enough to merely guard prudently against road accidents. We must also cover before nightfall the distance assigned to each of us.
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Oprah Winfrey
With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas, thought by thought, choice by choice.
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