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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 85
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Hubert Humphrey
The right to be heard does not autmatically include the right to be taken seriously.
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Adrienne E. Gusoff
Girls just want to have funds.
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Martin Luther
The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.
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Elizabeth Taylor, "A Wreath of Roses"
It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Those who cannot tell what they desire or expect, still sigh and struggle with indefinite thoughts and vast wishes.
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Wally Lamb
Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.
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Lady Nancy Astor
The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.
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Izaak Walton
God has two dwellings one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart.
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Johann Von Schiller
Of all the possessions of this life fame is the noblest; when the body has sunk into the dust the great name still lives.
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Elizabeth Henry
It is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep for your whole life.
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French Proverb
If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.
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Raul Armesto
The world isn’t interested in the storms you encountered, but whether or not you brought in the ship.
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