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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Famous People Sayings - 85

Hubert Humphrey

The right to be heard does not autmatically include the right to be taken seriously.


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Adrienne E. Gusoff

Girls just want to have funds.


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Martin Luther

The Bible is the cradle wherein Christ is laid.


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Elizabeth Taylor, "A Wreath of Roses"

It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who cannot tell what they desire or expect, still sigh and struggle with indefinite thoughts and vast wishes.


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Wally Lamb

Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.


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Lady Nancy Astor

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds.


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Izaak Walton

God has two dwellings one in heaven, and the other in a meek and thankful heart.


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Johann Von Schiller

Of all the possessions of this life fame is the noblest; when the body has sunk into the dust the great name still lives.


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Elizabeth Henry

It is better to be a lion for a day than a sheep for your whole life.


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French Proverb

If youth but had the knowledge and old age the strength.


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Raul Armesto

The world isn’t interested in the storms you encountered, but whether or not you brought in the ship.



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