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Funny Things People Say - 81
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
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Greek Proverb
Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
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Malcolm Forbes
There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.
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Margaret Cho, Margaret Cho Blog, 09-26-05
When people think the world of you, be careful with them.
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Olin Miller
You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
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Richard Cecil
We ought not to judge of men's merits by their qualifications, but by the use they make of them.
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Neil Peart
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity.
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Firmianus Lactantius
Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, control youth, and delights old age.
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Aung San Suu Kyi
The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.
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Colette
The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Delay always breeds danger.
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Mother Theresa
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
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