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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
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Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
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Ivan Sergeevich Turgenev
You may live a long while with some people and be on friendly terms with them and never speak openly with them from your soul.
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Yakov Smirnoff
I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.
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Alexander Pope, An essay on Criticism
A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.
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Cullen Hightower
Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.
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Sue Grafton
It never pays to deal with the flyweights of the world. They take far too much pleasure in thwarting you at every turn.
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Benjamin Franklin
Our critics are our friends; they show us our faults.
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Lloyd Garrison
On this subject I do not which to think, or speak, or write, with moderation. No No Tell a man whose house is on fire to give a moderate alarm tell him to moderately rescue his wife from the hands of the ravisher tell the mother to gradually extricate her babe from the fire into which it has fallen but urge me not to use moderation in a cause like the present. I am in earnest I will not equivocate I will not retreat a single inch and I will be heard.
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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The adoration of his heart had been to her only as the perfume of a wild flower, which she had carelessly crushed with her foot in passing.
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William Shakespeare
I have heard of your paintings too, well enough God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another.
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