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Funniest Proverbs and Quotations - 159
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Pablo Picasso
There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.
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Ecclesiastes 79 Bible Hebrew
Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry for anger resteth in the bosom of fools.
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Stanislaw Lec
The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
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Captain Lawrence Oates
I am just going outside and may be some time.
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David Dunham
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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Kahlil Gibran
To be able to look back upon ones life in satisfaction, is to live twice.
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Omar Bradley, Speech to Boston Chamber of Commerce, 1948
The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
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Eli Khamarov
Academia forcibly tells you about all the great men and revolutionaries, and rebels, especially the rebels, who have changed the world for the better. But they wouldn't notice him were he standing right in front of them.
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Bertrand Russell, "Am I An Atheist Or An Agnostic?", 1947
When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others.
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Stephen William Hawking
My goal is simple. It is the complete understanding of the Universe.
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Barbara Ehrenreich
From the point of view of the pharmaceutical industry, the AIDS problem has already been solved. After all, we already have a drug which can be sold at the incredible price of '8
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Ernest Hemingway
Courage is grace under pressure.
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