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Clever Famous Sayings - 18
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J. W. Eagan
Never judge a book by its movie.
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Thai Proverb
At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish.
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G. K. Chesterton
Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world, and life seen in the newspapers is another.
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Isaac Asimov
I'm not a speed reader. I'm a speed understander.
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C. S. Lewis
Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey 'people.' People say different things so do instincts. Our instincts are at war.... Each instinct, if you listen to it, will claim to be gratified at the expense of the rest....
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James Clarke
A politician thinks of the next election a statesman of the next generation.
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Anon.
General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
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John C. Maxwell
Good executives never put off until tomorrow what they can get someone else to do today.
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Simeon Strunsky
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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Harvey Cox
God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the end.
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Dolly Parton
If you want the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
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H. L. Mencken
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.
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