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Funny Famous Sayings - 171
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Richard Whately, Archbishop of Dublin
Honesty is the best policy; but he who is governed by that maxim is not an honest man.
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Unknown
If we deny love that is given to us, if we refuse to give love because we fear pain or loss, then our lives will be empty, our loss greater.
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Moses Hadas
This book fills a much-needed gap.
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Plato
The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things.
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Benjamin Disraeli
A precedent embalms a principle.
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Frank Deford
I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
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Socrates, from Plutarch, Of Banishment
I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
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Peter McWilliams
Guilt is anger directed at ourselves--at what we did or did not do.
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Philip
You have to lead people gently toward what they already know is right.
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Alisa Wells
Now the real beginnings of the 'freedom' which we have discussed for many years--and a heady freedom it is, coming after so many years of reaching outward for it--to finally discover all I had to do was reach inward, and it was there waiting all the time for me
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Mark Twain
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, 'Aw, who cares' And then I think, 'Hey, what's for supper'
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