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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 65
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Nora Ephron
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
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Peter Drucker
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
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John Anthony Ciardi
It is easy enough to praise men for the courage of their convictions. I wish I could teach the sad young men of this mealy generation the courage of their confusion.
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John Gillespie Magee Jr., High Flight
...I put out my hand, and touched the face of God.
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Max Lucado
A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd.
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Eugene Delacroix
Artists who seek perfection in everything are those who cannot attain it in anything.
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Leo Tolstoy
Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.
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H. G. Wells, Preface of "The Complete Science-Fiction Treasury of H.G. Wells"
It becomes a bore doing imaginative books that do not touch imaginations, and at length one stops even planning them.
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Muammar Qaddafi
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
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Stanley Kunitz
What makes the engine go Desire, desire, desire.
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Charles M. Schulz, Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone wrong? Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than one night.
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Robert Anson Heinlein
Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate--and quickly.
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