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Amusing Famous Sayings - 167
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Eugene Kennedy
The real test of friendship is can you literally do nothing with the other person Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple
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Jules Renard
If I were to begin life again, I should want it as it was. I would only open my eyes a little bit more.
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Bonnie Friedman, in New York Times
An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth.
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Lisa Grossman
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Hunter S. Thompson
Objective journalism is one of the main reasons American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long.
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Samuel Butler
The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and in exactly the right places.
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Lord Chesterfield
If you are not in fashion, you are nobody.
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Jean De la Fontaine
In everything one must consider the end.
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Hosea Ballou
Weary the path that does not challenge. Doubt is an incentive to truth and patient inquiry leadeth the way.
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Napoleon
History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
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Bruce Sterling, The Hacker Crackdown
Unlike human beings, computers possess the truly profound stupidity of the inanimate.
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Kim Hubbard
When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money.
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