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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Famous People Sayings - 61

Roosevelt, Eleanor

You always admire what you really don't understand.


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Charles Haddon Spurgeon

We are certain that there is forgiveness, because there is a Gospel, and the very essence of the Gospel lies in the proclamation of the pardon of sin.


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O. A. Battista

The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.


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Bertolt Brecht, The life of Galileo

The aim of science is not to open the door to infinite wisdom, but to set a limit to infinite error.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false, a gift confers no rights.


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Pearl Bailey

To talk to someone who does not listen is enough to tense the devil.


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Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn and quoted.


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Harriet Lerner

Anger is a signal, and one worth listening to.


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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

A man does what he must-in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures-and that is the basis of all human morality.


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Denis Watley

Where there is life, there is hope. Where there are hopes, there are dreams. Where there are vivid dreams repeated, they become goals. Goals become the action plans and game plans that winners dwell on in intricate detail, knowing that achievement is almost automatic when the goal becomes an inner commitment. The response to the challenges of life -- purpose -- is the healing balm that enables each of us to face up to adversity and strife.


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Oprah Winfrey

Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another stepping-stone to greatness.


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Confucius, The Confucian Analects

When you have faults, do not fear to abandon them.



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