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Funny Famous Sayings - 151
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La Rochefoucauld
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
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Marcus Valerius Martialis
The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things.
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Samuel Johnson
What we hope ever to do with ease we may learn first to do with diligence.
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Linus Pauling
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
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M. C. Escher
We adore chaos because we love to produce order.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
In the long history of the world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility-I welcome it.
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Anon.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
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J. Hart
Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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Alan Kay
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
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William Tecumseh Sherman
Vox populi, vox humbug.
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R. A. Lafferty
When you have shot and killed a man you have in some measure clarified your attitude toward him. You have given a definite answer to a definite problem. For better or worse you have acted decisively. In a way, the next move is up to him.
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Pliny the Younger
That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.
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