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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous People Sayings - 198

Madame Curie

I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done.


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Sir Francis Bacon

Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.


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Sloan Wilson

The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.


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Thomas Jefferson

Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances.


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Greek Proverb

A heart that loves is always young.


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Marguerite de Valois

Love works in miracles every day such as weakening the strong, and strengthening the weak making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools favouring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy.


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George Herbert

Hope is the poor man's bread.


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Dorothy L. Sayers

A human being must have occupation if he or she is not to become a nuisance to the world.


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Anon.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.


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Norman Ford

Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.


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Edward R. Murrow, On Winston Churchill, 1954

He mobilized the English language and sent it into battle to steady his fellow countrymen and hearten those Europeans upon whom the long dark night of tyranny had descended.


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Dirk Struik, A Concise History of Mathematics, vol. I

Mathematics is a vast adventure in ideas; its history reflects some of the noblest thoughts of countless generations.



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