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Very Funny Famous Sayings - 110
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Muhammad Ali
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
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Bern Williams
Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit.
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Nikita Khrushchev
Politicians are the same the world over: they promise to build a bridge even when there is no river.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies probably because they are generally the same people.
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Gary Zukav
Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.
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Gustave Flaubert, "Madame Bovary"
Human speech is a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing bears, when we wish to conjure pity from the stars.
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Albert Camus
'It is the job of thinking people, not to be on the side of the executioners.
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Eric Sevareid
Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
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Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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Michael J. Fox, Lucky Man - a memoir
What other people think about me is not my business.
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Bill Vaughan
The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.
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William Shakespeare
And oftentimes, to win us to our harm, The instruments of darkness tell us truths, Win us with honest trifles, to betray's In deepest consequence.
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