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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous People Sayings - 4

Jon Stewart, The Daily Show: Referring to the victory of George W. Bush in the 2004 election.

Democracy works. Against us.


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Franklin D. Roosevelt

The true conservative is the man who has a real concern for injustices and takes thought against the day of reckoning.


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Arsene Houssaye

We must always have old memories and young hopes.


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Shakti Gawain

Our bodies communicate to us clearly and specifically, if we are willing to listen to them.


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Fred Allen

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.


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George Bernard Shaw

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.


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Alexander Meigs Haig

The warning message we sent the Russians was a calculated ambiguity that would be clearly understood.


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MacKenzie King

Government, is the last analysis, is organized opinion. Where there is little or no public opinion, there is likely to be bad government.


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Arthur Koestler

The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards.


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Lyndon B. Johnson

This administration here and now declares unconditional war on poverty.


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Cyril Connolly

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.


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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.



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