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Sarcastic Things People Say - 76
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George Orwell
The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous. Hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance. This new version is the past and no different past can ever have existed. In principle the war effort is always planned to keep society on the brink of starvation. The war is waged by the ruling group against its own subjects and its object is not the victory over either Eurasia or East Asia, but to keep the very structure of society intact.
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Dan Quayle, 9/5/90
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
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John MacNaughton
Maturity beings to grow when you can sense your concern for others outweighing your concern for yourself.
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Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton
One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another is telling him gently of a fault. If any other can excel it, it is listening to such a disclosure with gratitude, and amending the error.
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Elie Wiesel
There is a difference between a book of two hundred pages from the very beginning, and a book of two hundred pages which is the result of an original eight hundred pages. The six hundred are there. Only you don't see them.
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Leo Buscaglia
Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
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Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
Oh, if only I did nothing simply as a result of laziness.
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Euripides, Medea, 431 B.C.
I know indeed what evil I intend to do, but stronger than all my afterthoughts is my fury,
fury that brings upon mortals the greatest evils.
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Unknown
You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the whole bag.
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Lucille Ball
Politics should be the part-time profession of every citizen who would protect the rights and privileges of free people and who would preserve what is good and fruitful in our national heritage.
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Albanian Proverb
When you have given nothing, ask for nothing.
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