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John Kenneth Galbraith
Washington is a place where people praise courage and act on elaborate personal cost-benefit calculations.
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Harry S Truman
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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George Jean Nathan
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
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English Proverb
Let him make use of instinct who cannot make use of reason.
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Percy Bysshe Shelley
A man, to be greatly good, must magine intensely and comprehensively; he must put himself in the place of another and in many others; the pains and pleasures of his species must become his own.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
A child miseducated is a child lost.
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Harriet Beecher Stowe
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
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Enoch Powell
History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
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William Blackstone
Law is the embodiment of the moral sentiment of the people.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
In every good man a God doth dwell.
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Horace, Epistles
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.
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Heraclitus
Much learning does not teach understanding.
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