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William Shakespeare
O for a muse of fire, that would ascend the brightest heaven of invention.
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Welsh Proverb
Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.
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Samuel Johnson
Few things are impossible to diligence and skill.
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Saint Augustine
This is the very perfection of a man, to find out his own imperfection.
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Josh Billings
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
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Albert Einstein
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
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Dwight Morrow
The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit
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Roscoe Snowden
There are at least two kinds of cowards. One kind always lives with himself, afraid to face the world. The other kind lives with the world, afraid to face himself.
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Aesop
Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing.
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William Ralph Inge
Many people believe they are attracted by God, or by Nature, when they are only repelled by man.
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Mark Twain
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
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Anthony Hopkins
I love life because what more is there.
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